By Count Arthur Strong

Count number Arthur powerful tells the tale of his impressive trip from his humble early years because the in simple terms son of a contortionist in wartime Doncaster to the dizzy heights and excesses of repute as one of many shining lighting fixtures of well known entertainment.

Count Arthur robust is a convey enterprise legend, after-dinner speaker and a number one authority on historic Egypt, having been stationed there in the course of his state provider. He has numerous buddies within the showbiz global. humans like Barry Cryer, the white haired one with glasses off 'I'm Sorry I Haven't bought A Clue' and 'Jokers Wild'. this is often his first quantity, of what he believes could be a 6 quantity assortment, of his memoirs. He has a couple of opt for dates nonetheless on hand for something (except window cleansing) and is represented, (if you could name it that) by means of Richard Daws at Komedia leisure. (Or on the way to cross without delay via me and pay money, i will do this as well.) (In truth I desire that.) thanks.

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